Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Drippy Tip #1: It's what you don't say....



So I’m chatting with my friend Amy Tencats who kind-of works in a tea shop and I ask about the Oscars. Amy wasn’t into it: “I was doing my needlepoint so it was on as background. At midnight I watched some porn, made myself sleepy, and went to bed.”

It’s official. “Making myself sleepy,” is the latest...and all-time greatest....euphemism for masturbation ever invented. Try to use it in a sentence this week, like "If I knew you were going to be 20 minutes late I could have made myself sleepy before you got here."
Thank you, Amy!!!!


(the gorgeous photo, Red Hot Chillis, is by Susana Millman Photography, found it on her site at http://www.mamarazi.com/)

4 comments:

JimmyBoi2 said...

Way to go, Amy...and Alice! In these conservative, repressed times, euphemisms are the ONLY way to fly! Now excuse me while I go drop a few friends off at the pool.

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Isil said...

Lol, its too true

worldash said...

definately gonna add that to my lexicon