Make mine a Double-A

Thanks to Fairvilla Megastore for making traffic bearable the other day. Driving by the adult novelty store I noticed that their pre-Valentine's marquis reads "All you need is love - and batteries."

Clip and Save (Your Ass)

I'm shocked - shocked - to realize that it's been over a month since I've posted anything, but I don't think it will come as a surprise to anyone that paid gigs have to come first and I'm thankful to have had enough of them to keep me that busy.

That said, this is a long-overdue posting of the last story I did for the Orlando Weekly which came out on Christmas Eve, 2008. Called "Clip and Save (Your Ass)" it's what I like to think of as behavioral modification coupons - since no one can afford actual things anymore the best we can do for each other is change our behavior.

Hope the tiny url works and hope you enjoy!

Clip and Save (Your Ass)